![]() How come they won’t let girls join the volunteer militias?ġ5) Hi there! I have a little kitty, Agatha. It includes all of their absences and the exact time spent taking smoke breaks.ġ3) I’m pretty sure someone’s been following me! I don’t even feel safe at home! Recently, I came home from work and someone had gone through my all stuff!ġ4) Hello, I have a complaint about the management of our factory. ġ2) I’ve brought an in-depth log detailing my daily observations of my colleagues. 8790 of the Ministry of Order!ġ1) A respectful hello to you! I would like to report that the management of our plant is criminally delaying the introduction of X-ray equipment to the entrance checkpoint in accordance with Ministry of Order Directive No. ![]() I recently discovered that carpenters’ reports about coffins for the Front were not marked as “confidential” – thus violating Directive No. I should point out that I am the junior secretary to the head of the third department of the Bureau of Statistics!ĩ) Hello! I would like to report that unknown criminals opened three sealed-off apartments in our building and took everything of value.ġ0) Greetings! I’m an archivist in the military archive. They’re driving around the city broadcasting some nonsense about freedom and democracy.Ĩ) Someone is always unscrewing the light bulbs at the entrance to our building. Some miscreants hijacked my mobile propaganda unit. ![]() 8750 at the city cemetery.ħ) I would like to report a crime. Yesterday there was a military training exercise going on nearby, and a shell accidentally landed… in the wrong place.Ħ) Hello! I would like to report a repeated violation of Directive No. 1) Someone at 8 Krushvice Street is always breaking one of the lamps! On behalf of all the tenants, we ask you to resolve this problem!Ģ) Unknown persons have desecrated my shed!ģ) Someone has graffitied the walls of our building! The culprits must be lined up against the same walls and shot!Ĥ) Worse! They drew the sun and some ducks! Rubber ducks! I blame the parents! You have to do something about this flagrant misbehavior.ĥ) I’m the building manager… er… former building manager of No.
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